အဲဒါ သံေခ်းေရာင္ပါ

By maungmaung on from www.innewsmyanmar.com

ေဆးရံုတစ္ခုမွာ ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ ကေလးေမြးဖြားျပီးေနာက္ ဖခင္ျဖစ္သူဟာ ဆရာဝန္ကို ယခုဆုိ စကားသြားဆုိပါတယ္။
"ဆရာ. ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ လင္မယား ၂ ေယာက္လံုး ဆံပင္အနက္ေရာင္ပါ။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ ကေလးက်မွ ဘာလို႔ ဆံပင္နီျဖစ္ေနတာလဲဗ်ာ"
ဆရာဝန္ ဟာ မလံုမလဲနဲ႔ပဲ
"ဟာ.. ဒါက ျဖစ္တတ္ပါတယ္ဗ်ာ"
ဖခင္ကေတာ့ "- မျဖစ္ႏိုင္ပါဘူး ဆရာ၊ ကြ်န္ေတာ့ဘက္က ေဆြမ်ိဳးေရာ၊ ဇနီးဘက္က ေဆြးမ်ိဳးေရာ အားလံုး ဆံပင္အနက္ေတြခ်ည္းပါဗ်ာ. ဒါကေတာ့ မျဖစ္ႏိုင္ဘူးထင္တယ္" လုိ႔ျပန္ေျပာပါတယ္။
ဆရာဝန္ က " ကဲဗ်ာ။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္သက္ေသျပမယ္။ ခမ်ားတို႔ ကေလးရဖို႔ ဘယ္ႏွစ္ၾကိမ္ၾကိဳးပမ္းခဲ့သလဲ" လို႔ ေမးလိုက္ပါတယ္။
ကေလးအေဖဟာ ရွက္ကိုးရွက္ကန္းနဲ႔ အမွန္အတိုင္း ေျဖပါတယ္ -
လြန္ခဲ့တ
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ေနာက္တစ္အိတ္ ထဲမွာ

By aungaung on from www.innewsmyanmar.com

လူငယ္ တစ္ေယာက္ဟာ အိတ္တစ္လံုး သယ္လာျပီး ဆက္ကပ္ျပပြဲ ဆရာ တစ္ဦး ထံ အလုပ္ေလွ်ာက္ အင္တာဗ်ဴးဝင္ ပါတယ္။
"မင္းဘာတတ္လဲ" လို႔ ေမးလိုက္ေတာ့ ယင္းလူငယ္က ပထမ အိတ္ထဲက အုတ္ခဲကို ထုတ္ပါတယ္။ ေလေပၚေျမာက္ ပစ္လိုက္ျပီး ျပန္အက်မွာ ေခါင္း နဲ႔ တိုက္ခြဲ ျပလိုက္ပါတယ္။
ဒီေတာ့ လုပ္ငန္းရွင္ ဆရာက "ဝုိး....။ မိုက္တယ္..။ ေနာက္တစ္အိတ္ပါ ဘာ ပါေသးလဲ" လို႔ ေမးေတာ့ လူငယ္က ....
"ေက်ာက္ပတ္တီးနဲ႔ အကိုက္အခဲေပ်ာက္ေဆးေတြပါဆရာ."
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ကသိကေအာက္ဆန္ေသာ ေမးခြန္းႏွင့္ ဘုကလန္႕အေျဖ

By yeaungnaing on from www.innewsmyanmar.com

၁။ ရုပ္ရွင္ရုံတြင္ -
အတန္းစီေနခ်ိန္ "သယ္ရင္း. မင္းဘာလုပ္ေနလဲ" ဟု အေမးခံရေသာအခါ အေကာင္းဆံုးအေျဖ - "ေအး လက္မွတ္ တစ္ေစာင္နဲ႔ သိန္းတစ္ေထာင္ အလကား ေပးတယ္ဆုိလို႔ တန္းစီေနတာေလ"
၂။ ဘတ္စ္ကားေပၚတြင္ -
အမ်ိဳးသမီးတစ္ဦးက ေဒါက္ဖိနပ္ခြ်န္ျဖင့္ တက္နင္းျပီး "ေဆာရီးေနာ္. နာသြားလာဟင္" ဟု ေမးေသာ အခါ အေကာင္းဆံုး အေျဖ - " ဟင့္အင္း. ေျခေထာက္က သံနဲ႔ လုပ္ထားတာ။ မာေနတာပဲ။ ေနာက္တစ္ေခါက္ ထပ္နင္းပါအံုး"
၃။ ည သန္းေခါင္ အိပ္ေကာင္းေနခ်ိန္တြင္ -
သူငယ္ခ်င္း တစ္ေယာက္က ဖုန္းဆက္ျပီး "ေဆာရီး..။ အိပ္ေပ်ာ္ေနတာလား" ဟု ေမးေသာအခါ အေကာင္းဆံုး အေျဖ "ဟင့္အင္း ငါးေလးေတြ ဘယ္အခ်ိန္အိပ္တတ္လည္း သိခ်င္လို႔ Research လုပ္ေနတာ"
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သားေက်ာင္းမသြားခ်င္လို႔ပါ။

By suwatisoe on from www.innewsmyanmar.com

မနက္ေစာေစာစီးစီ အေမက သားကို အိပ္ယာထဖို႔ ယခုလို လာႏိုး ပါတယ္။
အေမ - သားေလး ထေတာ့.။ မင္းေက်ာင္းသြားရေတာ့မယ္
သား - ဟင့္အင္း ေမေမ။ သားသြားခ်င္ဘူး။
အေမ - မင္း မသြားခ်င္တဲ့ အေၾကာင္းျပခ်က္ ၂ ခု အေမ့ကိုေျပာ
သား - ၁ - ေက်ာင္းသားေတြ သားကို မုန္းတယ္။ ၂ - ဆရာမေတြ သားကိုမုန္းတယ္။
အေမ - ႏိုး။ ဒါ အေၾကာင္းျပခ်က္မဟုတ္ဘူး။ သား ေက်ာင္း သြားကို သြားရမယ္။
သား - ဒါဆုိ သား ေက်ာင္းသြားသင့္တဲ့ အေၾကာင္းျပခ်က္ ႏွစ္ခုကို ေပး
အေမ - ၁- မင္းက အသက္ ၅၂ ႏွစ္။ ၂- မင္းက အဲ့ေက်ာင္းရဲ ႔ ေက်ာင္းအုပ္ၾကီး။
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ေမြးလြန္းသူ ဇာပန

By jasmineaye on from www.innewsmyanmar.com

အမ်ိဳးသမီး တစ္ဦးေပါ့။ ပထမ အိမ္ေထာင္မွာ သားသမီး ၁၃ ဦး ထြန္းကား ပါတယ္။ အမ်ိဳးသား ကြယ္လြန္ေတာ့ ဒုတိယက အိမ္ေထာင္ ျပဳပါတယ္။ သားသမီး ၇ ဦး ထြန္းကားပါတယ္။ ဒုတိယ အမိ်ဳးသား ကြယ္လြန္ျပန္ေတာ့ တတိယ အိမ္ေထာင္ျပဳပါတယ္။ သားသမီး ၆ ဦး ထပ္ထြန္းကား ပါတယ္။
တစ္ေန႔ေတာ့ ဆုံးပါေလေရာ။ ဇာပန တစ္ခုမွာ ခရစ္ယာန္ ဘုန္းၾကီးက "အို ဘုရားသခင္။ ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ့ သူတို႔ေတြ အတူစံုစည္း ရျပီ" လို႔ ဆုေတာင္းေပးပါတယ္။ဒီေတာ့ မေနႏိုင္မထုိင္တဲ့ လူတစ္ေယာက္က ရပ္ၾကည့္ေနတဲ့ သားဖြားမီယပ္ ဆရာဝန္ ကို သြားေမးပါတယ္။ "အဲ့အမ်ိဳးသမီး ဘယ္ အမ်ိဳးသားနဲ႔ အတူ ဆံုႏိုင္မယ္ ထင္လဲဗ်"ဒီေတာ့ ဆရာဝန္က ေအာက္ပါအတိုင္း ေျဖပါတယ္။
မဟုတ္ပါဘူးဗ်ား။ သူ႔ေပါင္ႏွစ္ဖက္ကို
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လူလည္ အိမ္ေထာင္ရွင္

By YaminThu on from www.innewsmyanmar.com

အမ်ိဳးသား တစ္ဦးေပါ့။ သူ႔ဇနီးျဖစ္သူထံ ဖုန္း မတ္ေဆ့ခ်္ပို႔ပါတယ္။
"ခင္ေရ။ အဝတ္ေတြအားလံုး ဒီည အျပီးေလွ်ာ္ပါ။ ညစာ ၾကက္သားဟင္း ခ်က္ပါ။ ျပန္တာ နည္းနည္းေနာက္က်မယ္။ နက္ဖန္ အတြက္ အဝတ္ကို မီးပူ တိုက္ထားေပးပါ"
တစ္ေအာင့္ေလာက္ အၾကာမွာေတာ့ သူကပဲ ေနာက္တစ္ေဆာင္ ပုိ႔ ပါတယ္။
"ေအာ္ ဒါနဲ႔ ေမ့သြားလို႔ခင္ေရ။ ကိုယ္ လစာတိုးတယ္။ ခင့္အတြက္ ဘယ္လို စိန္လက္စြပ္ ဝယ္လာေပးရမလဲ"ဒီေတာ့ အမ်ိဳးသမီးက စာျပန္ပို႔ပါတယ္။
"ဟယ္ တကယ္လား။ နက္ဖန္မွ စိတ္ၾကိဳက္လိုက္ဝယ္ေလ"
အမ်ိဳးသား ကလည္း စာျပန္ပို႔ပါတယ္။"ဟုတ္ဘူး သဲေလး။ ပထမပို႔လိုက္တဲ့ စာတစ္ေစာင္ကို ခင္ ဖတ္လား မဖတ္ဘူးလား သိခ်င္လို႔ပါ" :P
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သတိ စက္ပစၥည္း မကလိရ

By jackiekyaw on from blog.techspace.com.mm

ေမြးျမဴေရးတစ္ဦးဟာ အဆင့္ျမင့္နည္းပညာသံုး ႏြားႏို႔ညစ္စက္ တစ္လံုး ဝယ္လိုက္ပါတယ္။

ျခံမွာ ဇနီးလည္းမရွိ၊ ဘယ္သူမွလည္း မရွိ၊ ကိုယ္တိုင္ကလည္း ေျခေဆာ့ ၊လက္ေဆာ့ ရွိသူဆုိေတာ့ ႏြားႏို႔မွာ မဟုတ္ပဲ သူ႔ -- ေပၚကို စမ္းျပီး တပ္ၾကည့္လိုက္ပါတယ္။ ဒီလိုနဲ႔ ႏြားႏို႔ညစ္စက္ဟာ သူ႔အတြက္ အရသာ တစ္မ်ိဳးေပးတယ္ဆုိျပီး ေပ်ာ္ေနတာ ျပီးတဲ့အခါက် စက္က ျဖဳတ္မရ ျဖစ္ေနပါတယ္။ ခလုပ္ပိတ္လည္းမရ၊ လက္နဲ႔ထုတ္လည္း မရ ျဖစ္ေနေတာ့ အခက္ေတြ႔ပါျပီ။ ဒါနဲ႔ စက္ပစၥည္း ျဖန္႔ခ်ိတဲ့ ပင္ရင္းဆုိင္ကို ဖုန္းဆက္ျပီးေတာ့ ေမးပါတယ္။
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ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ရြာမွာ ကတဲ့ဇာတ္ပြဲ - အပိုင္း ၁ ( ကာတြန္း/ ကိုေရႊထူး -ၿပည္ )

By jasmineaye on from newworldnanda.ning.com

ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ရြာမွာ ကတဲ့ဇာတ္ပြဲ - အပိုင္း ၁ ( ကာတြန္း/ ကိုေရႊထူး -ၿပည္ )
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ရယ္စရာဟာသကာတြန္းေလးမ်ား

By jasmineaye on from newworldnanda.ning.com

ရယ္စရာဟာသကာတြန္းေလးမ်ား
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ရယ္စရာ ဟာသေလးမ်ား ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )

By jasmineaye on from newworldnanda.ning.com

ရယ္စရာ ဟာသေလးမ်ား ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )
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ရယ္ရႊင္ၿပံဳး ဟာသမ်ား ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )

By jasmineaye on from newworldnanda.ning.com

ရယ္ရႊင္ၿပံဳး ဟာသမ်ား ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )
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ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ရြာမွာ ကတဲ့ဇာတ္ပြဲ - အပိုင္း ၂ ( ကာတြန္း/ ကိုေရႊထူး -ၿပည္ )

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ကြ်န္ေတာ္တို႔ရြာမွာ ကတဲ့ဇာတ္ပြဲ - အပိုင္း ၂ ( ကာတြန္း/ ကိုေရႊထူး -ၿပည္ )
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ဟာသ - ၂ ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )

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ဟာသ - ၂ ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )
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ဟာသ ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )

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ဟာသ ( ကာတြန္း - ေငြၾကည္ )
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ကမာၻသစ္ ၂ ႏွစ္ျပည့္ ဟာသလက္ေဆာင္

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ကမာၻသစ္ ၂ ႏွစ္ျပည့္ ဟာသလက္ေဆာင္
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ေအးေမာင္ နဲ႔ မီးဖုိေခ်ာင္

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မေန႔က ငယ္ငယ္က အေၾကာင္းေတြ ျပန္စဥ္းစားရင္း သတိရလာတဲ့ ေၾကာင္ေတာင္ေတာင္ ကိစၥေလးေတြကို ခ်ေရးျဖစ္တယ္...
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Weekly Weird Moment for the Week Ending April 13 - 2012 - My Mundane Morning

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same number of the facets as a trustworthy round brilliant cut.
tiffany jewelry has won some worldwide popularity, far in those locations where there's none stores. You do rather than have more as compared with your budget of get the wonderful gold jewelry.
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ျမန္မာ့ပညာေရး ျပဳျပင္ေျပာင္းလဲစရာ မလိုဘူး

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ျမန္မာ့ပညာေရး ျပဳျပင္ေျပာင္းလဲစရာ မလိုဘူး
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YangOn and YangOff

By maungmaung on from mmjokes.com

Yangoff
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ဆရာဝင္မ်ားသာ

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ဆရာဝင္မ်ားသာ
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